Writer: Chris Burnham
Artist: Jorge Lucas
Release date: 5/22/2013
Summary by Anthony Feinman
gang of female motorcyclist are terrorizing downtown Tokyo. All the
woman are busty and helmeted. As one motorcyclist gets off her bike to
rip out the tongue of a spectator as another biker chick chides her
companion for getting blood on her skintight uniform. The two women
begin to fight among each other as the police enter the scene. One
police officer unloads a few rounds into one of the female's helmeted
head to no avail. As we discover that the uniforms are bulletproof, one
officer calls over their radio for the Bat Alarm.
Canary and Jiro are having a date at a restaurant. Canary remarks that
it's nice being in a restaurant that is her size. She is, in reality,
only seven inches tall. We soon discover that both heroes are
experiencing a virtual reality program as the alarm causes them to
return to reality. The duo rush towards their "bat cave" and use a
transmutation device to convert into their costumes of Japanese Batman
and his sidekick Canary.
The reign of the biker chicks continues
as Batman and Canary make the scene. Remarks and taunts are thrown from
either side including a reference to Pink Ranger's Silicone sisters to
Canary's sexual conquests due to her vagina being like Doctor Who's
Tardis. Canary uses her canary cry on the chicks with no success. As
Batman tries to defend his sidekick's honor, one of the biker chicks
removes his utility belt and accidentally activates his riot foam.
Batman tries knifing one the biker chicks helmets off but it seemly
grown back. He is eventually disabled as the riot foam closes around his
person trapping him and Canary. Canary, caught in the riot gear uses
her canary cry to destroy some of the nearby biker chick's bikes. The
biker chicks escape and tell the duo that this is not over.
at the Bat cave, Batman and Canary try to triangulate the biker's chicks
destination via local YouTube postings and any electronic recording
devices. They also discuss that the chicks seem to be wearing suits made
out of nano-technology.
Both the heroes travel in the Batmobile
in hopes of locating where their villains went. There calculations lead
them to an exit ramp to nowhere.
The biker chicks return to
their master's lair of Lady Tiger Fist to hand off their stolen item of a
Neutron Probe. Lady Tiger Fist is surrounded by two tigers hopes that
this newly acquired item will get Leviathan to acknowledge their group
as a vital member of the "python coil of its empire".
Canary use her canary cry to perfect pitch and resonate the location of
the hidden lair. Her cry brings it to visible spectrum. An alert goes
off as the biker chicks and their master discover they are no longer
cloaked. The biker chicks exit their hideout and confront Batman and
Canary. Batman and Canary use darts to puncture the biker chicks helmets
disabling their nano-technology. Underneath their helmets, the biker
chick's faces are deformed due a to biking accident via helmet implants.
Batman convinces the biker chicks to turn against their master.
Canary, and the biker chicks attacked Lady Tiger Fist. Lady Tiger Fists
unleashes her tigers by removing their heads to reveal that they are
robots in disguise. Canary uses her iphone to take a picture of Lady
Tiger Fist which angers the female villain. Lady Tiger Fist has one of
her tiger's heads swallow and eat Canary. The tiger head spits Canary
out and Lady Tiger Fist steps on her killing her. Batman attacks Lady
Tiger Fist only to have his arm and head severed off by a tiger head.
All looks lost as it is soon discovered the events that took place were
in a virtual simulation. Lady Tiger Fist had been captured by Canary
when she uses her phone to shot a snapshot of her trapping her in the
As Jiro and Canary return to their virtual date, the
scene cuts off the last moment of issue ten (previous issue) where Bruce
Wayne/Batman has injected himself with man bat serum, is wearing the
Suit of Sorrows as well as a battle exoskeleton and attacking Talia in